A Home-made Bananarama.
"...Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario kart,
and then you end up slipping on it..." - Unknown kook
Ingredients:
- 1 jumbo frozen banana
- 1 tsp of honey
- 2 tablespoons almond meal
- dash of cinnamon
- full cream milk- (500 mls)
Blend, sip, enjoy.
Once upon a time, a tiny little bee, from a tiny little hive, flew away from his home to embark on an adventure in the outside world. On this fine day, the little, harmless bee found himself on a biiiiig banana leaf, with all the tastiest bananas around. The little bee, being so excited to have found a banana leaf, planted some of his best honey that he had saved up underneath his wing on the leaf for a spectacular lunch.
Unfortunately this moment was not going to be as perfect as the bee had wanted. All of a sudden the sky went dark and it started to rain full cream milk. "Ohhh nooo" said the little bee, his sacred honey was dribbling down the leaf and falling into the abyss below. Bananas were falling, almonds were hailing from the sky and it was all very sad.
The little bee being so scared, flapped his little wings as fast as he could to escape out of the rain and into a little cave. The bee was now very upset as his lunch had been ruined by the full cream milk and almond hail storm.
Just when the bee was about to give up on his day, he heard a sound coming from deep inside the cave.
"Hello little one…helloooo?" croaked an unknown source in the distance.
"WHO'S THERE??" said the little bee.
All of a sudden out of the darkness came a big dark shadow. The bee's little legs trembled with fear. The dark shadow came closer and closer. "My name is cinnamon!" said the dark shadow. "I am here to provide a twist to your day and add some extravagant flavour to your life!
And with that, the dark shadow blew a huge gust of wind and flicked the bee out of the cave and into the world again, to where he had first started.
The bee now found himself staring at rainbows and mist, where the rain and hail had once been ravaging the land. It was beautiful. Almonds were ground, the milky sky had settled, cinnamon's flavours were everywhere. Bananas littered the ground and the little bee's honey was soaking in the sun, in a puddle on the leaf below.
"BANANARAMA!!!!" shouted the little bee, as he flew over to the leaf and slurped away on one of the finest creations that any little bee has ever known.
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